That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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