Sry I called you an 8
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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