Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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