found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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