She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
ttyl tear gas
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I need a hoe opinion
go on
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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