Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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