Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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