Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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