Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Plan B is the new Plan A
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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