The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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