chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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