I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
