I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
When are your genitals available?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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