Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
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i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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