just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Randomize
