She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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