are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
