Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
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