i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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