Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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