He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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