i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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