Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
She bit a glass in half.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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