Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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