My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
