Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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