dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
