Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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