There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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