ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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