It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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