ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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