Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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