new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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