I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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