Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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