Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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