so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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