Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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