I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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