yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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