brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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