How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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