I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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