no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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