I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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