Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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