She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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