i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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