So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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