hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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