Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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